"As you know, I am not easily fooled by flattery, and while nice words are pleasing, they don't get the job done."

ΣΨΖ TM #81 Velvet

I once wondered how it was so easy for you to cut me off like that. Without a second thought, so firm in your resolution to push me out of your life.

Now I understand.

It’s okay though, because I got over it and I don’t harbor any negative feelings towards you. Just ambiguous memories. And I hope that wherever you are right now, you’re happy.

poodleduke:

petticoatruler:

khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.
“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.
So in summary:
This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.
Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

Aiya Van Kooten > Batman

勇!!

poodleduke:

petticoatruler:

khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

Aiya Van Kooten > Batman

勇!!

timothydelaghetto:

randomfreakazoid:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hurricane-pookie:

cangreja:

absyntheandmarigold:

theawkwardlifeofnatalee:

crazyifsowhat:

catladytotherescue:

darrenista:

Everyone needs this on their dashboard. EVERYONE.

RIGHT IN THE FEELS

FOREVER REBLOG

gahh the Rapunzel and Hercules one

Am I the only one who thinks Jasmine and Aladdin’s kid looks like Lilo?

AWWWWW

Tarzan and Jane <3

friendly reminder:

image

CORNER. NOW.

^LMAO.. and if Ariel is still half fish and they had to mate the way fish do, then that means he probably shot his jizz onto her eggs in the water somewhere.

peroquevaina:

stfufauxminists:

whes:

Make Your Move! End Sexual Violence

Doing it right.

we need more of this in the world

brutu:

theres so many kitkats ive never had im crying

the-absolute-best-posts:

ohhemmgeeitssleslie:
idontgiv3afuckanymor3:
cherringe:
rousoku:
It’s scary how accurate this is
yep
mine’s the first one and second last one
mine is the first one, the second, and the sixth


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the-absolute-best-posts:

ohhemmgeeitssleslie:

idontgiv3afuckanymor3:

cherringe:

rousoku:

It’s scary how accurate this is

yep

mine’s the first one and second last one

mine is the first one, the second, and the sixth

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.